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7:04 am
I wish some of then would stop wearing pants soo tight that it causes their balls to become lodged in their throats..
The end
BUT
their discomfort when they walk is so amusing.
Because they try not to show it, but the pain's there, all right ![]()
7:27 am
their discomfort when they walk is so amusing.
Because they try not to show it, but the pain's there, all right
it is like watching a man walk without any joints…that stiff awkward geriatric movement.
You know what else I enjoy – men who think their shit doesnt stink…mocking them is tres hilar!
Btw hi electra im rose HAHAH
7:42 am
You know what else I enjoy – men who think their shit doesnt stink…mocking them is tres hilar!
Btw hi electra im rose HAHAH
I know, it's wonderful!
Also amusing – guys who like to come into school without boxer shorts and laugh at your look of disgust
Then start run running and are surprised by the… er…. freedom of movement that they now possess, which is also quite painful at moments of impact.
For lack of a better description.
Tres hilar is a wonderful phrase!!
And hey Rose, I'm Alice ![]()
I hear you're quite the legend.
8:10 am
Ok – stupid boy incident of the day!
so this incredible beautiful man whom I work with (whose bones I woukd jump in a nanosecond) came down to bring me a tea b/c I am stuck covering the front desk today. With this tea he says "i like hanging out with you Ro" then winks at me
proceeds to walk away while still trying to look sauve and trips on the carpet
Said beautiful man also has a gf he just moved in with.
i hate boys *aside from you guys of course*
I think i should just marry pam and carin (sweetpea and bettylboop) already!
hAHAHAH Boardies – do you remember your rolls in our wedding?
*sigh*
Nehoo what up?
8:16 am
Well done for bringing us back to the topic ![]()
Ok, this is no longer a problem for me, but I thought I'd share coz even I'll admit it was pretty funny…
I went out with this guy once, didn't work out.
Couple of years later he caught me making out with his younger brother.
Hahahah. So embarrassing.
And to make things worse, my best friend was going out with the original guy at the time as well.
Oh the confusing love-rectangle-type-thing
8:17 am
Ok, this is no longer a problem for me, but I thought I'd share coz even I'll admit it was pretty funny…
I went out with this guy once, didn't work out.
Couple of years later he caught me making out with his younger brother.
Hahahah. So embarrassing.
And to make things worse, my best friend was going out with the original guy at the time as well.
Oh the confusing love-rectangle-type-thing
i am deeply amused by this story! I LOVE LOVE TRIANGLES! Ohhsoo pretty!
Is it wrong if my ex bfs best friends still want to hang out with me and I go with it? On one hand i dont care *F U EX BF* but on the other hand i can see a potential problem!
*sigh*
drama
Im toooo old pour drama!
8:21 am
Is it wrong if my ex bfs best friends still want to hang out with me and I go with it? On one hand i dont care *F U EX BF* but on the other hand i can see a potential problem!
*sigh*
drama
Im toooo old pour drama!
Nah course it's not wrong!!
If you're cool enough for them to want to hang out with you despite the break up, then you're cool enough for him to bow down to your excellence and not have a problem with it.
That's the way it works, according to the hierarchy of coolness.
And I loved the beautiful man story too, Ro my dear
I'm not reading this whole thread. 'Cause I'm too lazy.
And y'all know my guy gripes. If you don't, here they are:
1) I'm really interested in this guy I met three weeks ago but I'm very paranoid about calling/texting him, 'cause I'm always texting him and he doesn't text me first and now I'm all "omg, does he not want to go out with me????"
and
2) The guy I was sort of in love with for about 10 months who was one of my closest friends has just revealed that I'm too good for him (which I am) and that he only loves me in a "very sisterly" manner. Which you don't just fucking dump on someone after ten months of making it seem like you'll end up together one day. Also, I'm pretty sure there's another girl involved, and I'm pretty sure she's sort of a slut.
Oy. Men. I don't understand.
Rachel: I need you to be my J orge!
Me: Are you asking me to be your Invisible Robot?
Rachel: Katy, will you be my Invisible Robot?
omg omg omg omg omg omg i has a blog.
8:44 am
And y'all know my guy gripes. If you don't, here they are:
1) I'm really interested in this guy I met three weeks ago but I'm very paranoid about calling/texting him, 'cause I'm always texting him and he doesn't text me first and now I'm all "omg, does he not want to go out with me????"
and
2) The guy I was sort of in love with for about 10 months who was one of my closest friends has just revealed that I'm too good for him (which I am) and that he only loves me in a "very sisterly" manner. Which you don't just fucking dump on someone after ten months of making it seem like you'll end up together one day. Also, I'm pretty sure there's another girl involved, and I'm pretty sure she's sort of a slut.
Oy. Men. I don't understand.
ok – to story #2 – i saw you cut off his balls…or apply pressure …apparently it can put a man to sleep….THEN feel free to abuse accordingly.
9:07 am
Your thoughts?
perfect plan.
this can include my chemistry teacher, with whom I have no romantically oriented problems, but who is a total jerk nonetheless.
thank you. ![]()
can we make it hurt?
9:23 am
this can include my chemistry teacher, with whom I have no romantically oriented problems, but who is a total jerk nonetheless.
thank you. ![]()
can we make it hurt?
DAMN RIGHT WE MAKE IT HURT
i mean…yes pain would be a suitable punishment!
so ya – i want to jump beautiful man at work…i just might have to…blame it on tourettes or something
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