beckysioux said:

MooseMoose said:

A gem from Ex'Pression:

Tim: I peed all over myself too.

Damian: Wait, was it just the water looking like that, or was it-

Tim: A little of both, actually.

That was actually Andy that peed all over himself.

I think it was that they were saying that it looked like Andy peed all over himself, then Tim chimed in with that.

Edit:

The conversation got weirder from there:

Damian: Tim was like in this totally awesome zen space.

Tim: Yeah, I was…floating…oh man, I just said that on the Interwebs.

Damian: That's a good place for it, your best comments usually end up there.

Okay, that's it.  I don't know, I probably thought it was Tim because Andy rarely chimes in.

All Damian:

"NO!!! F*** TECHNOLOGY!!!"

Damian: So how many of you have actually heard our new album?
Crowd: Woo!
Damian: Me too!! Alright, then. We're going to sing a song from it now, all together styles.

(about VH1 list of the 100 greatest bands of all time)
"…and guess who was motherf***ing not on the list? OK Go. Or the Pixies. That is why we firebombed their building."

Edit: Some lyrics that should be mentioned:

"'Phone bill broke the bank/And so on'/Magazine article reads"

(Bruise Grey)

"Leave your friends/Righteous and/Pathetic standing at the door"

(What To Do)

"I asked, 'are you a monster?'/You said, 'no, I am not./But the things/That monsters do, well/Yes, I do them a lot.'"

(Back From Kathmandu demo)

And the full lyrics to ITTHACWTBDFTSWYD and The Fix Is In.